1. budweiner:

    When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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    (via greetings)

  2. save-the-wills:

    when you ship something your friend doesn’t

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    (Source: skygosh, via gnarly)

  3. messyfeathers:

    me in real life:

    me online:

    (via unprime)

  4. unicornmunch:

    here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

    • hug
    • go on walks while holding hands
    • smile
    • kiss
    • cuddle
    • have cute little dates
    • have movie nights
    • take adorable pictures
    • go new places
    • try new things
    • fall in love
    • brutally fuck you
    • look at the stars
    • do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

    (via becoming--unbroken)

  5. urbancatfitters:

    if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

    (Source: urbancatfitters, via hate)

  6. crrocs:

    evilsmurfnope:

    crrocs:

    Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

    Vodka?

    Yes

    (via africandad)